Wear this patch for a week. A week? What do you think, Dr. Zoidberg? Thanks for the help, Leela. Leela! We're right here! I'm not deaf! I just have to wear a patch. No! It looks so nice, I think I might get one too. It's Elzar! I could wet my pants! You're all invited to my restaurant. I'll bam up a dinner you won't forget! All right! Hooray for blind-ey! Oh, God. I'm coming down! Watch your mouth because your taste buds are going on vacation. I made you each your own special meal, so dig in! It's the biggest platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork! Is there any meat he can't jerk? The king crab is to die for! Look, a tiny, edible crown! Oh, Fry! You gotta try this sterno-nicoise.
Long dark nights for sleeping, long sunny days for sleeping. But then, it got too hot. And too cold. Our top scientists went to work. At last, they located a planet with the necessary orientation and magnetic field to harness its rotational energy.
- Earth! Indubitably. Blue-Blue Shiny Ball.
- In the area now known as Egypt, my people constructed a giant, semi-octahedral antenna to beam Earth's rotational energy to Thuban.
- The Great Pyramid at Giza! The Egyptians viewed us but ironically, that was our downfall.
Wait, help me out here. Do the Bender, do the Bender. No thank you. The truth is Fry, I still have feelings for you. But are they really my feelings? Am I just an automaton, or can a machine have sufficient complexity, legitimately achieve consciousness? I agree. I need some time to figure this out. Until then, friends? Listen up disco-dummies! You just flunked out of Bender's College of Party knowledge. Do the backdance, do the backdance. Good news, everyone. I'm going to make one final attempt to awaken Leela.